I Only Got One Pint

Well that bloody Johnny buddy
Called me just cause he was bored
Lazy sunday ‘noon and a brilliant plan for two
So we went down to Paddy’s
With our pockets almost full
Rolling coins up to the bar
And we started with some brown

And I only got one pint
And then another and then one more
Now the world turns faster that it used to do before
And I only got one pint
And then another and then one more
I’m sick and tired of drinking
I can’t take it anymore

Little hand passed one o’clock
“Barman please another stout”
What began as bar chat has gone very far
We become the greatest experts
Of conspiracy theories
Now we know the meaning of life
And we buy another pint

And I only got one pint
And then another and then one more
Now the world turns faster that it used to do before
And I only got one pint
And then another and then one more
I’m sick and tired of drinking
I can’t take it anymore